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The Red House Furniture store accepts all races. They sell furniture for black people and for white people. It’s liberating. It’s good to know North Carolina is coming into the 21st century and black people and white people can shop in harmony now. Hopefully the rest of the south will come around too. Who cares about the Asians? They can stick to sitting on mats and bamboo. Black people pre-qualify for financing too! Here’s the link

Go to: Red House Furniture

(Theres even a $20 off coupon on their website. Go print it out.)

Black People Love Their Purple Drinks: Sizzurp Ad

It’s ridiculous. Hey and noone under 18 can drink this, because they can only sleep with you legally if you ay’teen.

Generally Homemade Ghetto Sizzurp consists of:

• Cough syrup
• Soda (normally sprite but now can be fruit or sprite remix)
• Jolly ranchers
• (Some now add Vodka)

Sizzurp Purple Punch Liqueur:

• Cognac
• Vodka
• Natural Fruits