The guy behind the internet sensation ‘Chocolate Rain’ is quite a character. He’s on the defense and seems like one of those paranoid conspiracy theory extremists. How can you be so defensive about calling yourself black when you make a song called ‘Chocolate Rain’. Tay “irony” Zonday is crazy and here’s just the beginning. Read the whole thing over at HHNLive.com People are praising how intelligent he is. I think you have to praise who ever did the interview for not laughing.
HHNLive: Can you give us a brief background? Where are you from? How old are you? What is your background?
Tay Zonday: I live in Minneapolis. I’m 25 years old. I’m not sure what you mean by “background.” Is that a code word for “race?” The straight-faced answer is that I’m Martian. They don’t have a box for me on the census form. I’m the write-in candidate that the government leaves no space for when you have to choose your race.
Seriously, is race something you choose? The whole point is that I don’t choose it. It is somebody else’s shortcut to my soul. So journalists ask “what’s your background?” like I’m supposed to retell someone else’s story about me as though it’s a fact of who I am and where I come from. As long as I talk about myself in fiction that someone else wrote, I might as well write my own fiction: I’m from Mars. Most believe the story that I’m a black mulatto.
Just a little lesson for the day. Christopher Walken can make any simple task entertaining. So here you have it: A simple recipe to cook chicken upright in the oven, with carmelized pears.
It’s the no-name movie trailer they have been playing before Transformers in theaters.
Some say it’s a Godzilla movie, maybe that’s because we are looking up as if it’s something tall and the dinosaur-like screeches that can be heard. Another guess is that since this is a film by JJ Abrams (the Lost guy) this movie is another part of the Lost franchise and this is what happens to the rest of the world after blowing up the hatch on the island. The noises sound a lot like the monster on Lost and this would certainly put Lost on the map forever. Why does the Statue of Liberty’s head freak everyone out? What I’ve learned is this:
-Could possibly be called “Cloverfield”
-It’s a sort of mix of War of the Worlds & The Blair Witch Project
- Possibly the premise is a giant alien known as “The Parasite” invades Earth and it is filmed entirely with handheld cameras.
-The movie isn’t even done filming and the trailer was filmed before the movie was finished. Not much is known about the movie, and it has been widely regarded as a secret movie and Cloverfield may be a temporary title.
-People also think it could be a remake of ‘The Host’
-Rumored to be a secret Godzilla movie (setting is in New York/references to Japan (the Rob character is moving to Japan the day after the teaser is set).
-Some think there’s a connection to Voltron. Voltron is a shape-changing robot from the 80’s tv series “Voltron: Defender of the Universe.”
-”Anyboy see it? What is it?”
“I saw it. It’s alive, it’s huge.” People think he says “I saw it. It’s a lion, it’s huge.” And that would go right along with the Voltron rumor.
What happened to Giuseppe Andrews? The cool guy from Detroit Rock City, Cabin Fever, & 2001 Maniacs (favorites of mine)? Who know this guy thought he had a career as a musician. His thing/theme seems to be playing on the trailer park guy routine. He grew up in a trailer park and he’s always had that laidback, doesn’t shower, scruffy look going for him that’s always seemed to work. Now he’s got this website where he tries selling films see has made, such as ‘Cat Piss’ where he looks like a troubled alcoholic who lives in where else….a trailer. He also has books and get this..8 full length albums for sale. (He looks like hell)
Check out some of his music on his myspace page. The music as you could imagine, while comical at times is pretty awful.
The site says through a series of songs with their advanced binaural beats they can synchronize your brainwaves to a state where you actually feel high as if you had taken drugs. And then they have tracks that can help you get a mood lift, hallucinate you, sedation, anti-anxiety, sleep, & more. There is a section for FAQs and then my favorite “the I-Doser Experiences” where “people” submit their reactions to I-Doser. Supposedly they can “tap” into the brain and reach places your brain has never been, buddy.
Dose Name: Out of Body 3 - Posted May 24, 2007 4:10 am Seth L “I didn’t have an out of body experience, but man did I have an experience. (first dose ever) I immediately felt really relaxed and I mean REALLY relaxed. And things around me kind of started to bend, but only if I really looked at them. Then I looked down and my chest was moving up and down, but I couldn’t feel myself breathing. My father sneezer behind me, it startled me and a flood of something rushed though my whole body. Then the clock ran its hourly sound and it sounded like it was slightly robotic and the acoustic guitar sounded robotic as well. Can’t wait to try out more.”
The I-Doser (download here) program comes with 2 free one-time-use-doses: Alcohol and Content
Every ‘hood should have one! Flying to a hood near you! (Click Picture)
Download all new 3 minute episodes to your phone featuring Master P, Tony Cox, Chris Kennedy, & Michael Blackson. This looks like a horrible two minute photoshop job here. His head doesn’t even seem to fit that foam muscled costume and the logo on the front of it doesn’t even kind of look like it belongs there. The whole thing is a complete mess.
Is this video hilarious or what? Hitting money with a baseball bat? Christina Aguiliera is white? Whattt? This video is so damn ghetto. I don’t care if it’s not finished, this is so shitty. What the hell is he talking about? White girls? No, I think he just says white girl in the chorus that’s it & has a random white HO in the video. And then some dude starts rapping about cell-phones! This shit is gangstaa!
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