Vanilla Ice on Celebrity Bull Riding

Rob, Stephen Baldwin, Leif Garrett, and a bunch of other people I’ve never heard of are going to be on CMT’s Ty Murray’s Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge coming very soon yet, i’ve never heard about it till recently. I’m a fan of any Rob Van Winkle reality show. Atleast this time he can let out his anger on a bull rather than a set. Who would have thought up this idea for a tv show? Isn’t it kind of dangerous to throw celebrities on bulls? (but really amazing all at the same time) Isn’t it dangerous to put ANYONE on a bull?

The premise is they will be tested for 10 days (that’s it?) on how to mount a bull, take a fall, and survive the eight seconds. Who ever makes it till the end will compete at a Professional Bull Riders competition in Nashville. I can’t wait to see Vanilla yelling at a bull. It is going to be hilarious.

Vanilla Ice Sneakers

Who is the only person worthy enough to have his own category on 8 Mill? It’s undoubtedly Vanilla Ice. This Vanilla Ice Blazer (part of the “Fallen Heroes” pack) are pretty fly eh? Red suede, an ice blue swoosh, and white stars to pull it together. He’s my favorite white star

Ice Ice Coffee

First turbo tax, now ice coffee! Vanilla Ice is caught up in another competition almost exactly like the turbo tax one. The contest required contestants to rewrite the words of “Ice, Ice Baby”, to promote ice coffee. People took the stage for a chance to win $1000 and a year supply of ice coffee obviously. One of the contestants, Kerry Michaels, dropped the line “Word to your cruller!,” probably the coolest shit I’ve heard all day.

Surreal Life Winner= Traci Bingham

Did anyone see the finale of the Surreal Life? By the way i’m not happy with the way they ended it or with Traci winning. She got lucky way too many times just like Andrea did. Come on now, Rob should have won it but Traci? Traci? Terrible, just terrible. Ron should have beat her, no doubt about it. None of them are A-List anyway. Kathy Griffin poppin out was just ridiculous, who is she to choose the winner?

And did you see Rob completely freak out on Ron? Not just Ron but the whole place, the set, the drums? Rob goes crazy a lot clearly. Surreal Life is not the first set he has destroyed. He has some serious anger issues.

(Back in the day, do you see all the familiar faces??? MTV)

What is it with throwing drums? He seems like a real sensible guy. Have you heard him preach? Let’s do the right thing, respect, honor, it’s all bullshit. This old school video makes me really want to respect Vanilla. He drives me sick with his baby whining and tantrum fits. He’s a loose cannon. But in this video Arsenio Hall really gives it to him. It almost makes me feel bad for Vanilla. But you can see he hasn’t changed, not at all. He still holds all the same values and spills the same shit on the Surreal Life as he is here:

Can you imagine a celebrity going on a talk show like that now? Never, we’ll never see that.

Sister Vanilla

I’m hooked on Sister Vanilla, I was always a big fan of the Jesus & Mary Chain as well. You can buy the new album “Little Pop Rock” here & also this is just a little preview that will definitely persuade you to buy it:

• MP3: Sister Vanilla: Can’t Stop the Rock

• MP3: Sister Vanilla: Delicat

• MP3: Sister Vanilla: K To Be Lost

• MP3: Sister Vanilla: Jamcolas

• MP3: Sister Vanilla: Pastel Blue

• MP3: Sister Vanilla: What Goes Around

Countdown to TMNT

Best Scene In TMNT 2 - Club Fight Scene

Let’s learn the ninja dance!

Barbara Walters Interview:

“See, we’re not slimy.” -Donatello hahaha

The original super nintendo ninja turtle games kicked ass but these new releases on playstation and xbox are ehhh so-so. The first was good because it was like the good old days of kicking ass through sewers and finding pizza to regain life [and you always tried to get to them first before your friend could get it]. But the second straight out sucked. Remember the movies? Oh man, I loved them. So when I saw there was a new film coming out AN ANIMATED FILM?!?!!!! I was rather disappointed, I wanted my humans in a costume turtles back. But, fuck it. I’m a fan and I really want to see this movie, ah hem, cartoon.

Here’s a teaser for the new movie:

Ice Ice Teas

Brand New Intention presents the launch and release of the Iceman Collection. There’s just two different shirts. And its the same head just in a different color which will eventually match the May release of the Vanilla Ice Blazer SB by Nike, which I can’t wait to see, seriously. Get your very own “Iceman” Tee for $32 ….. lol. I don’t know, the shirt is kind of lame. We will just have to wait and see about the blazer.

Infamous Vanilla Tax Rap

“I swoop on suckas like an eagle not a sparrow” - Classic!

Think you can rap better than Vanilla Ice? Everyone does apparently and for some reason a lot of individuals claim their grandmas rap better than the Ice Man in the comment section. I honestly don’t think my grandmother has even heard of Tupac, maybe Vanilla though. Was it really necessary for him to drop the f bomb in there? All you got to do in this contest  is submit your very own tax rap for TurboTax and you can win $25,000. That’s a lot of ice ice, baby. Basically your competition is the Vanilla Man and the many, many thirty year old white guys that will make a parody video. Be sure to represent in your funky hip-hop apparel.

I actually got to hand it to Mr. Robert Van Winkle, I love him on the Surreal Life Games. I am a complete sucker for “I Love New York” and “Egotrip’s White Rapper Show” had me hooked. Rob is the only contestant worth watching on the show. He’s a little a bitch, “so white, white baby”.

Listen for 1:00 - ”Go White Boy, Go White Boy Go”