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Flight of the Conchords MP3S

• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Albi
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Beautiful Girl
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Bowie
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Business Time
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Frodo
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Hiphopapotamus v Rhymenocerous
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Humans Are Dead
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: I’m Not Crying
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Inner City Pressure
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Jenny
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Part A
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Part B
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Sally
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Sellotape (Pencils in the Wind)
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: She’s So Hot, Boom!
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Something Special For The Ladies
• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Think About It, Think Think About It

Flight of the Conchords: Humans Are Dead

Both: The distant future
The distant future
J: It is the distant future
The year 2000
B: We are robots
J: The world is very different ever since the robot uprising of the mid-90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
B: Affirmative
J: We no longer say yes. Instead we say ‘affirmative’.
B: Yes, affirmative.
J: Unless it’s a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
J: There is only one kind of dance, the robot
B: And the robo-boogie
J: Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.
Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned there asses
B: The humans are dead
J: That’s right they are dead
B: The humans are dead
J: They look like they’re dead
B: It had to be done
J: I’ll just confirm that they’re dead
B: So that we could have fun
J: Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

• MP3:: Flights of the Conchords: Humans Are Dead

Flight of the Conchords: I’m Not Crying Lyrics

So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
It’s just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face
Please don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking of a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been seaching around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking around
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
I’m not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

• MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: I’m Not Crying

Flight of the Conchords: Most Beautiful Girl In The Room Lyrics

Flight of the Conchords is a comedy/parody series that follows two musicians/comedians Jemaine and Bret who have uprooted themselves from New Zeleand to NYC to try and achieve fame and success. Occasionally they break into song to develop plot or to express themselves when they can not out loud.  It’s on HBO, it’s hilarious. Music and comedy? Holy shit, you’ve got a hit! It’s pretty genius in it’s entirety.

Looking at the room, I can tell that you.
Are the most beautiful girl in the…room.
(In the whole wide room).
And when you’re on the street, depending on the street.
I bet you are definitely in the top 3.
Good lookin girls on the street.
(Depending on the streets).
And when I saw you at my man’s place.
I thought…what, is she, doing…at my man’s place.
How did he get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave.
(Ooh, you’re a LEGEND, Dave).

I asked Dave if he’s going to move on you.
He’s not sure.
“Dave, do you mind if I do?”
He says he doesn’t mind.
But I can tell he kind of minds.
But I’m going to do it anyway.

I see you standing all alone by the stereo.
I dim the lights down very low.
You’re so beautiful.
You could be a waitress.
You’re so beautiful.
You could be a air hostess in the 60s.
You’re so beautiful.
You could be a part-time model.
But then I seal the deal, I do my moves.
I do my dance moves.

Lets travel through, just me and you.
As other dudes around you on the dance floor.
I draw you near, lets get out of here.
Lets get in a cab. I’ll buy you a kabob.
I can’t believe. I’m sharing a kabob.
With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabob.
Oh, why don’t we leave?
Lets go to my house.
We can feel each other up on the couch.
Oh no, I don’t mind taking it slow.

Cause you’re so beautiful…
Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute.
You’re so beautiful.
You could be a part time model.
But you’d probably still have to keep your normal job.
A part time model.
Spend part of your time modeling.
And part of your time next to me.

My place is usually a bit tidier than this.

•  MP3:: Flight of the Conchords: Beautiful Girl

Youtube Democratic Debate

CNN: 7PM ET: The Democratic Debate

I spoke with someone over lunch today and I ended up quite disappointed. After brief conversation I asked whether or not they were going to watch the Democratic Presidential Debate tonight. I’ve taken quite an interest in viewing it because first off I care what the candidates have to say even if I already know who I want to vote for, and secondly because it’s going to be a part of history. The candidates will be debating over questions via YouTube. It’s fascinating and I can’t wait to see how it works. It’s going to change the way we’ve seen debates before. This ignorant person told me no. That didn’t upset me, the thing that upset me was when they said “I don’t even know who’s running. Who’s running? Is that woman…ah what’s her name? Clinton”. I think that’s very sad that there are still people out there who I don’t think are sheltered but still don’t know anything about this race. Some may know there’s a woman in the running or a black man but they know nothing of their platforms. I know someone who wants to vote for Hilary strictly because she is a woman. How can you not care at all?

After asking this person how they could not possibly know one person who was running when I could name almost everyone (i’m a politics buff) all they had to simply say was “I don’t care about Politics. I don’t watch the news, It’s just people dieing.” I’m in shock, in awe. Well do you know why these people are dieing? People, pleaseee take some time out of your busy schedules and watch the debate tonight. Don’t just listen to the news and think you’re a genius. My dad will watch a special every so often and then think he’s a genius on the subject. He doesn’t realize these channels can be biased and you can’t learn the whole situation in a few clips in a half hour. I don’t get it how people can not be interested at all. Shock is not even the word for it.

Big Black Security

Honestly, i’m a fan of Rob & Big. The show might not be all that hilarious and is very, very planned out and set up but i’m a fan of them. They are great guys and it is refreshing to see something other than skinny white chicks on a beach reality shows that flood MTV. They are quirky, they’re cool. Rob is legit. He’s got good style, I’d kill for his pad, and he’s real. And I know noone will question BB’s like-ability. Big Black has his own line of clothes out bascially all featuring his signature ‘BB’ that he wears in almost every episode. And all of it is very cheap. I think the hats are more exspensive than the shirts. Chchheck it out over at BigBlackSecurity.com .

Chuck Norris interviews Stupid Rapper

Chuck Norris fills in on Hannity & Colmes. Who cares about Timz? He’s just trying to make money off of his parents, he’s not an Iraqi…..the dude says he’s from San Diego. But hey, I guess you need a gimmick to be in the hip-hop game. The guy is dumb to go on Fox News and bash the war. And yes, you are promoting Sadam. And then he says he had it tough? Man, you’re white…you didn’t have it tough. Noone blamed you for 9/11. Chuck Norris is a freaking Fox-inite! Damn, Chuck Norris is a Republican!

ABC Investigation: Emos Exposed!

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•    Don’t they realize that those videos & quizzes are jokes! The book? OMG, this is soooo funny! 99% of “Emo” kids….  just follow the style it is not an actual movement … of self mutilation. Gender bending: Hahaha! Look out for bracelets!!! They completely took everything out of context and made this very misleading. This is the media we are talking about. They threw in bits of clips that were for humor. How can they generalize the whole Emo community on one kid they met at a mall? I’m just surprised this wasn’t a Fox News Report.

The Kid America Club

Straight out the hoods of New York, here comes: Kid America: The TV Show that they won’t put on TV! It’s a funny kick-ass variety show. Their site is amazing actually. Where else can you find a rap crew and hipsters? On the site you can actually watch different shows and/or listen to music featured on the site. The TV Room is full of podcasts that you can download to your ipod. There are lots and lots of fun interesting episodes to download. I’m serious, there’s some banging shit on there. There’s a comic part of the site as well. There’s a lot to do on here. You’ll feel like a big nerd but it’s definitely worth a look. Like a kid in a candy store, beetch.

*In the store you can buy music, dvds, stickers, lots of neat-o toys and awesome t-shirts. It feels very 80’s like.