Could this be anymore painful to watch? President Bush joined a group of dancers on stage during Malaria Awareness Day on April 15th, to help combat malaria on the continent of Africa. Just proving the old theory that the white man can’t dance. The question is, does Kanye approve? Honestly, I thought it was a fake. I thought it was an impersonator the way he was acting. But no, it’s the real deal. This is my president…. some how I think Clinton could have pulled it off. (Yo, did you see that handshake the President gave the guy on the bongos at the end?)
Today a “full-scale” riot broke out when Indiana prison inmates staged an uprising. Helicopters showed at least two fires burning within the prison’s courtyard. As soon as I heard the news I immediately pictured a scene straight out of a Hollywood movie. It sounds kind of thrilling thinking about it. I could picture people running and fighting. People go crazy in prison, everyone only thinks about themselves. Had me reminiscing a scene straight out of a Steven Segal movie like Half Past Dead. Or another film, the Natural Born Killers, where they completely dicapitated Tommy Lee Jones.
Half Past Dead: (Doesn’t show any rioting scenes in trailer) Ja Rule Represent!
“Yo…yo, so yeah don’t snitch bitches!” (-Not confirmed comment) and then walks out.
Cam’Ron will appear next Sunday on 60 Minutes, to talk about snitching. Yes, snitching. The man is so against the idea of snitching that he says he wouldn’t even snitch out a serial killer if they lived next door. “If I knew the serial killer was living next door to me? I wouldn’t call and tell anybody on him — but I’d probably move, but I’m not going to call and be like, the serial killer’s in 4E”, says Cam. So snitching is bad and we shouldn’t report crimes. So murder is wayyy more acceptable than snitching. You heard it hear, Cam’Ron is down with serial killers. He says he would never cooperate with the police either.
Cam on The O’Reilly Factor
‘Marilyn Manson Jumpoff’ Hand Sign- (Hilarious)
People say Chapelle couldn’t hack it with another season. He ran out of ideas, couldn’t handle all the pressure anymore. The man cracked. But the funny man himself, just set a new record shattering Richard Pryor & Dane Cook’s record for the longest time performing on stage at the Laugh Factory. Dave was up there for six hours. Sixxxxx hours and seven minutes, it’s pure insanity. Dude had a lot to say. The previous record was Dane Cook, at 3 hrs & 50 minutes. Damn Chapelle, you can still do the damn thing.
One of the greatest most infamous graffiti artists, Monsieur Chat, straight out of Paris, was arrested in the City of Orleans and now is facing three years in jail. THREE YEARS! His trial starts on May 10th. He is the creator of the world famous smiling yellow cats. There was also a film by Chris Marker that came out entitled “The Case of the Grinning Cat” all about his street art. There has been plenty of support by the local residents and they are proud of their smiling cat history. But the laws are clear and he could be put in jail now. Three years for drawing cute little cats?
The title reads “Racial slur on sofa label stuns family - Mother had to explain to daughter, 7 origin of ‘totally unacceptable’ word on wrapping of furniture built overseas” (Toronto Star). Apparently when Ms Doris Moore received her new sofa set the color on the label said “Nigger-Brown.” And her daughter said, ‘Mommy, what is nig … ger brown”. I’m guessing the dot dot dot is a stutter. And then she had to explain to her young daughter this tough horrid situation about race and the world and blah blah blah blah blah. I don’t know man, I just keep laughing. I can just see it now, little miss Moore, pigtails and a cabbage patch doll in her hand with her cutesy little brown eyes asking her momma, what is nigger brown? It cracks me up. The girl never heard the word in her life living in a black home? What a load of bull shit. What a load of shit. Momma, what is cracker white? I should probably take offense to this ATROCITY but I just find myself cracking up. I don’t know, Ms. Doris looks pretty pissed even with her green eye shadow and negro brown crayoned (yes, its a word) eyebrows.
Everyone, I mean everyone, is reporting on this Don Imus story. I think I even saw it a bunch of times on the E channel, not that I watch the E channel or anything. I’m sure most of these people never heard his name nevermind knew that his show had been doing some real ass-kicking as far as ratings go. Should he have been fired for calling the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy-headed hos” ? Yeah it was stupid on his part, yeah the hos part was a bit dickheaded but was nappy-headed too extreme? He should have known being a white man saying these kind of comments would have created such a reaction. You can’t just say anything freely, even with free speech. I don’t think it was in good taste to say but I could seriously see a lot of my friends saying the same thing he did. Look at that ho, but nappy-headed, oh he went just to far with that one, right? I say a lot of shit about people’s hair every day. What if they were guys and he called them baldys? But hos? Who doesn’t say “hos”? Rutger chicks are hardcore. Don’t all black people say hos? Come on folks, they probably did have nappy-hair and probably some of them are hos, should he be fired? That would be a stupid part on MSNBC because his show is going to get a hell of a lot more views now. CBS should stick with him, see what his next cracker jokes are. He makes his living off of saying these kind of offensive statements. He shouldn’t have called them hos! That’s the bad thing he did. Is a good guy underneath? I hear he has helped lots of cancer children and autistic children but damn him that dirty dirty honkey.
No, I don’t think he should have said it. Alls, i’m saying yo, is that I could imagine the same shit going down while watching the game with friends.
It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, Disney has always welcomed the Gay community. They have annual Gay Days every year which began back in ‘91. Now they are allowing same-sex couples to participate in the Fairy Tale Wedding program. They were always allowed to have commitment ceremonies at the resorts but not inside of Disneyland or Disney World. It’s a good thing they are updating their policies as the world is becoming more and more open to same-sex marriage. The thing is these packages are very exspensive. But you could have the opportunity to ride in a Cinderella coach and have Mickey and Minnie at your wedding.
There’s lots of little horror legends in all of our little towns. My friends have this big desire to prove that there really is a ghost hitcher on the haunted highway. Another story I always here (and I have tried to find proof) is that there used to be a guy named Freddy who would hide out in the woods near this little abandoned cemetary. Supposedly he would kidnap girls and rip them to shreds, slice and dice his victims in the woods, so therefore he got the trademark comparison of Freddy Krueger. Apparently the cops finally caught up to him and shot him a dozen times in those same woods yet they never found his body. He had to have died but noone has ever found him. So like jackasses kids are, teenagers like to drive by this little area late at night. It’s on a long, long, curvy desolate road with no houses and no lights. All you have is your headlights and you can’t drive fast. The roads are too curvy and it’s a one way. Sometimes people trying to take a short cut will go through and there could easily be an accident. So what’s even worse is when these stories are true…
True Story: Meet Jason Moore, 37, and now in jail. Jason had been a long time Freddy Krueger Freak Fanatic. He even went as far to create four replicas of the infamous glove. Can you imagine this guy in his basement making a glove out of knives? Creeeepy. Anyhow, Jason one night, invites his friend John Skamarski to sleep over. What he does next is attack his friend by slashing him on his neck, face, and hands with the glove and a 10 inch bread knife. That is some scary shit. John survived, called the cops, and now Moore is claiming he doesn’t even remember the attack.
“A lot of skill has gone into creating that glove. I have seen some horrific weapons in my life and that is probably the most horrific I have seen.”
- Det Sgt. Gary Rogers, of Leicestershire Police.
The New York International Auto Show this weekend is causing a stir over a particular exhibit, Taxi ‘07. In honor of the 100th birthday of the taxi, many taxis have been transformed for the future and will be displayed on exhibit. Some of them featured will be The world’s Fastest Taxi, All Electric Taxi, and the CNG-Fueled Taxi. The IFC Center will be showing taxi movies (Mona Lisa, Night on Earth, my personal favorite Taxi Driver, and more). The Empire State Building will also be yellow for this event.
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