So what’s ultimately holding you guys back? Lauryn is straight up the problem, bro. She wants to be a producer. Don’t come telling us how to chop up beats so you can get credit for it.
What makes you think she would take the credit? We did a remix [with] Lauryn for John Legend, for the record “How High.” John Legend was saying our names. You know what she had [him] do? She was like, “Take off Wyclef and Jerry’s names.” Because she wanted people to think that she was the one doing the beat…I’m a producer and I’m a beatmaker with my cousin Jerry Wonder, and I’m a writer. She’s a writer, a vocalist, [and] a great [vocal] composer. And she’s great at picking out samples. She got 20 billion samples but can’t chop ‘em up to save her life.
So she hasn’t made any of the beats she got credit for?
It’s real simple, if you did the beats, where are the beats? Show us one beat that you did. If you bring ‘Clef to the studio, put an MP, put an SP, put a bunch of stuff, bring a bunch of cameras [and] say, “Clef, do a beat in two minutes.” The beat’s done! Bring Lauryn Hill in the studio with the same camera, say we give you three hours. Matter fact, fuck it, we’ll give you a month to do a beat. She can’t put it together!
Being on the cover of Vibe makes him a black man obviously. I love how during the Youtube Democratic Debate he proved his “blackness” by his ability to hail a cab.
1. She made Kanye West. Props for that.
2. If not for her, we would not have the song “Hey Mama”.
3. She was in charge of the English Dept at Chicago State Univ.
4. Kanye encouraged his mama to write the book.
5. This will make Mama Slim Shady want to write one as well.
6. She’s a single, hard-working mama.
7. What a treat just in time for Mother’s Day (Release 5/13/07)
8. She discusses Kanye’s Porn addiction to magazines & videos.
9. Because OJ Did.
10. Well, folks kept asking her to write a book. “Folks kept asking me why don’t I write a book, and Simon and Schuster approached me about writing one.”
ALL THE GIRLS OUT THERE ARE TOTALLY LYING WHEN THEY SAY…., JUST KIDDING LMAO, WELL THEN AGAIN…. LOL
FUCK! HAS EVERYONE BEEN HACKED ON MYSPACE? FUCK! WELL ANYWAY, I JUST NEEDED TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT SIZE TRULY MATTERS FOR INSTANCE:
THE SIZE OF YOUR BRAIN! AYE! AYE….FOCUS! NOT THAT
TYPE OF BRAIN….. (WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY A FLASH OF THE LAST
TIME I GOT MY **&^%&^$$ ,,,,,,,OKAY SCORPIO FOCUS,,, FOCUS!!!)
NO SERIOUSLY I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW MY THOUGHT PROCESS ALLOWS ME TO MAKE MUSIC THAT’S LAYERED WITH CONTENT, THOUGHT PROVOKING, INTELLIGENT, SEXY, POLITICAL AND JUST PLANE OLE…….,LOL LOL LOL. I’M RAMBLING AGAIN…..
MY POINT IS, IF 85% OF THE PUBLIC HAS THE BRAIN OF A SMALL
WOODLAND ANIMAL. WHO THE HELL AM I MAKING MUSIC FOR?
QUESTION: HOW BIG IS YOUR BRAIN?
THIS QUESTION DOES NOT APPLY TO SCORPIOS!! LOL LOL.
Remember Nsync for McDonalds, what about the Backstreet Boys for Burger King? I remember they were selling cds and videos there too. I still remember the crazy ads they were playing on TV.
Lifetime supply of free whoppers? Why yes, i’ll sell my soul and look like a little bitch.
I love how AJ was the badass of the group. Like you can actually be a badass and be in a boy band. Facial hair is hardcore man! Didn’t he have a cowboy hat too?
Backstreet Boy Toy Crusaders…hahahhahha. Love it!!!!
Paul Scheer got his first fan letter, well way to go for that. I find it kind of hard to believe it’s his first. I mean come on now, the man is absolutely SENSATIONAL! Here’s what he had to say which was pretty darn funny:
“It feels so good to know that he thought my performance of “Grim Reaper” was terrific. Most people (including my mom) couldn’t even recognize me in that scene, considering the fact I was wearing a mask and I had no lines and I was standing in a sea of similiarly dressed people, but this guy really got it and really enjoyed it.
I was also impressed by his ability to Time Travel and start watching the Human Giant weeks before it aired. My role of “Paul” is amazing (if i can say so myself) and I’m glad someone finally recognized the fact that through it all, I have done it all with “style, diginity, and ability”
Lil’ Kim has set a deal to publish a book on her prison memoirs with St. Martin’s Press. It’s due to be released next year. In the book she will talk about her conviction for perjury and the lessons she has learned from it. Everything from loyalty, law, prison, friendship, and lesbian sex. Maybe not lesbian sex, but I wouldn’t surprised. Lil’ Kim is the slut from the candy shop right? I don’t understand the need to write a book about it. She will obviously do a whole entire album on it anyway, clearly she is going to try and get all the street cred she can from this whole ordeal.
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