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Chad Vader Does Chocolate Rain

I’m a Chad Vader fan, i’ve been since the early days. Their success got too big and the episodes became a whole lot cheesier but I still appreciate it. I’m still interested in the plot line. I was upset when he got fired. I hoped he would get Karissa in the end. Honestly, he does a better Chocolate Rain than the damn original.

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Behind: Spirit of Truth

This televangelist appeared on the program “One Man Show”. It was broadcasted in LA during the 1990s. His true identity is Don Vincent aka Reverend X aka the spirit of truth from the kingdom of heaven.

(Fun fact: During an interview on the Kidd Chris Radio Show on July 31, 2006-he invited viewers to “look for some sin” and then dropped his pants to expose his bare butt.)

The make a man an offender in his cause and lay a snare, you know they try to trip a nigga up like me.  You know, ‘cuz I ain’t following whiteys rule!
You know…  Speak to me…

Are you laughing bee-yotch? Ha, you find it funny?  You find it funny? Huh? So, wait, you ain’t hear me, huh?  I’ll say it again.  I come in the name of Jesus, repeat after me bitch!  I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit. God almighty, you know, ruler of Heaven and Earth and every God damn thing in between!  You understand me now?

Speak to me!  State your name, first and last name.  Talk to me!  Correct God… Correct God…  Ain’t none of y’all correct me by my word. I’ll give you some scriptures…
Revelations, Chapter 16… 5 and 7
Revelations, 15:4
Ezekiel, Chapter 5… Verse 15

Caller, caller you on the line! Charles!  Yeah. Say what?  Mother fucker I ain’t looking for you!  You probably looking for a cult member mother fucking check Heaven’s Gate… travel the hell up out of here!  What do you know about the Lord?  What ‘chu know about the Lord?  What you know about the Lord.  Now tell me… I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit.   Let’s stay focused!  You wanna see the flesh ‘cuz you see flesh and shit and you know whitey always told you, “A man can’t be God!”  Huh, what you calling me for?  I told you what I’m about.  It’s about getting the lawyers training ‘em up in the word with these scriptures and we going to help the poor and the fatherless that can’t afford… That cant afford them lonely-lee-dollaz!  The dollaz, you see!  They can’t afford justice…  I know you all into justice!  Just like white supremacists, huh?  White supremacists!  But together so your ass hanging from the noose, black man!

Next caller… John! John, go ahead… ‘Eh, wuz ‘hattnin?  Say what?  Say what?  You trust in the devil, huh?  Well, if God’s in the devil, by the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit… then mother fucker you fucked up, huh? You fucked up! You know your ass is doomed! What you got to speak?  If you don’t know shit I’m speaking on this whole topic I’m bringing up… then shut your god damn ass up!  Haha, damn…  You trust in hell mother fucker and you’re already in hell!  Just like I trust in heaven and I’m already there mother fucker!  You the one going… you believe in death huh God damn murderer!  You ? blessings brother but when I find them I’m gonna get those mother fuckers!  They be the ones always laying laws talkin’ large? In front of fuckin’ boards/boys?  Fuck that!  I got that glock locked back…

Given you all what you hoping for.  You ain’t hoping in the Lord…  You hoping in vain, material, superficial shit.  That’s why you cant see me, house niggaz!

What’s up?  You on the air.  State your name!
[Music stops…]
Haha, you the devil! Haha, you the devil! You a Satanist, huh?  ‘Eh ‘eh yo… Then you wrote a book too then right?  You got a book with blood on it!  You Satan.  Huh, who created your ass, Satan?  Who created your ass?  I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the holy spirit.  I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the holy spirit. the devil is a mother fucking liar so you know I ain’t worried… bee-yotch! Stupid bitch… Look at that, I’m provoking that, huh? I’m making mother fuckers just hate God more. I’m provoking that, huh?  Haha, you God damn devil worshipper, you ain’t got no excuse.  Mother fucker you ain’t coming… you come in the name of Satan!  I guess if you’re a house nigga who wants to go competitive…  If I say I’m God, then you have to take the side of Satan, huh then, mother fucker?  Stupid bitch… and it’s not a competition, it’s a cooperation!  Stupid ass house nigga!  I can’t see you though, bitch! You can see me.  I’m all out.  I make my ass very available…

Time, next caller!  You don’t like it… kiss my ass you don’t like it, it’s my house!

Wuz ‘hattnin?  Wuz ‘hattnin?  Mother fucker, the book I got in my hand!  You don’t know ‘em?  You don’t know ‘em?  You don’t know ‘em?  Haha, it looks like the yellow pages!  Haha, you killing me!  Next caller!  Like I said, I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit.  I ain’t playing with yo ass; don’t call up and play with me!

Next caller, meet me!
I don’t give a fuck what you think bitch!  Your thoughts… your thoughts… your thoughts ain’t my thoughts.  Bitch, I’m flowing straight from the survivor scrolls!  Cut that bitch off! 

Next caller…
Wuz ‘hattnin?  Wuz ‘hattnin? I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit.  Whose name you coming in?  By who power?  Is what?  It’s the Spirit of God… See, the Spirit of God is omnipotent and it works and it don’t work on your ass and I can be far, far away ‘cuz it’s considered a conscience, you know?  And it ain’t done filling my conscience because I’m sent by Jesus to do what I’m doing.  And I keep it all lawful and legal.  I come in the name of Jesus by the power of Holy Spirit… and anybody resisting, can god damn my ass kiss it!  Man, I come in the name of Jesus by the power of Holy Spirit.  It don’t matter if you come with me… Are you down doing what I’m talking about?  Doing lawyers can get this book open, trained in these words get the poor, fatherless and widows up out of them penitentiaries.  Are you down with that?  If you aren’t down with that… shut your god damn ass up!  Give me a next caller… mother fucker I ain’t no corrupt crommunicating coming out of my mouth… You know what the corrupt crommunication is?  It’s when you talk about the devil… He’s the devil!  Your mother fucking communication is corrupted.  Whatever, whatever then I’m wrong!  You got me now!  You got me now!  You got me now!  Huh, you figured me out?  You fucking nincomfuckingpoop…  You figured me out!  You got me red-handed!  You got me red-handed!  God don’t allow me to tell you I’m god, too, huh?  God a liar, huh?  I don’t see you any asses baring witness for me or Jesus.  I can’t see any of you publishing piece! Jesus is the way to peace!  ‘Fuck what you talking about!

Passion! Passion, can you see me? Then what you got to say?

What You Don’t Know About Lil Jon

Why am I even posting about Lil Jon? Who gives a shit about Lil Jon? But it’s kind of funny.

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*Random*Random*Random*

My little brother has a toy shot gun. We’ve all had those toy guns growing up. Have you ever thought of how awful it is to begin with? Why would you buy your child a toy gun? Why would you ever want your child to pretend they are killing and shooting? It’s kind of messed up when you think about it. This toy is metal and looks semi real enough. The problem is he goes around shooting people all the time. He thinks this is all okay and good fun. Elmer can do it so why can’t he? I found a video on the internet of Elmer finally killing the rabbit and I could not stop laughing. Why would a show thats topics include transgender/crossdressers, lisps, death, guns, murder, animal torture, stalking, anger, compulsive behavior, & sabotage be one for kids?

The Rabbit finally gets it:

Black People Love Their Purple Drinks: Sizzurp Ad

It’s ridiculous. Hey and noone under 18 can drink this, because they can only sleep with you legally if you ay’teen.

Generally Homemade Ghetto Sizzurp consists of:

• Cough syrup
• Soda (normally sprite but now can be fruit or sprite remix)
• Jolly ranchers
• (Some now add Vodka)

Sizzurp Purple Punch Liqueur:

• Cognac
• Vodka
• Natural Fruits

nockFORCE

Do you know nockFORCE? nockFORCE is a dope mixure of music, cartoons and general freshness. It’s a webcartoon by Jim Gisriel and Ian Jones-Quartey who produce, write, and pretty much do everything. It’s pretty funny. Some of the quickie videos are like those shorts on Comedy Central’s ‘Shorties watching Shorties’ (or something like that).

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Chapelle for Muslim Comedy

Allah Made Me Funny: The Official Muslim Comedy Tour that has been in existance since 2004 and toured throughout the world is now being made into film version. Dave Chapelle is executive producing the feature which includes performances and glimpses in the lives of famous Muslim comedians. I’m not surprised Chapelle is interested in this project. He is always a part of something new and controversial. There are plenty of different sides to comedy and he’s not just part of the black/white agenda. Religion can be funny and make you think at the same time.

“Allah Made Me Funny is one of the funniest and most important comedy shows in America today. These guys are pioneers in the world of Muslim comedy and I am proud to be attached to this project,” -Chappelle