Behind: Spirit of Truth

This televangelist appeared on the program “One Man Show”. It was broadcasted in LA during the 1990s. His true identity is Don Vincent aka Reverend X aka the spirit of truth from the kingdom of heaven.

(Fun fact: During an interview on the Kidd Chris Radio Show on July 31, 2006-he invited viewers to “look for some sin” and then dropped his pants to expose his bare butt.)

The make a man an offender in his cause and lay a snare, you know they try to trip a nigga up like me.  You know, ‘cuz I ain’t following whiteys rule!
You know…  Speak to me…

Are you laughing bee-yotch? Ha, you find it funny?  You find it funny? Huh? So, wait, you ain’t hear me, huh?  I’ll say it again.  I come in the name of Jesus, repeat after me bitch!  I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit. God almighty, you know, ruler of Heaven and Earth and every God damn thing in between!  You understand me now?

Speak to me!  State your name, first and last name.  Talk to me!  Correct God… Correct God…  Ain’t none of y’all correct me by my word. I’ll give you some scriptures…
Revelations, Chapter 16… 5 and 7
Revelations, 15:4
Ezekiel, Chapter 5… Verse 15

Caller, caller you on the line! Charles!  Yeah. Say what?  Mother fucker I ain’t looking for you!  You probably looking for a cult member mother fucking check Heaven’s Gate… travel the hell up out of here!  What do you know about the Lord?  What ‘chu know about the Lord?  What you know about the Lord.  Now tell me… I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit.   Let’s stay focused!  You wanna see the flesh ‘cuz you see flesh and shit and you know whitey always told you, “A man can’t be God!”  Huh, what you calling me for?  I told you what I’m about.  It’s about getting the lawyers training ‘em up in the word with these scriptures and we going to help the poor and the fatherless that can’t afford… That cant afford them lonely-lee-dollaz!  The dollaz, you see!  They can’t afford justice…  I know you all into justice!  Just like white supremacists, huh?  White supremacists!  But together so your ass hanging from the noose, black man!

Next caller… John! John, go ahead… ‘Eh, wuz ‘hattnin?  Say what?  Say what?  You trust in the devil, huh?  Well, if God’s in the devil, by the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit… then mother fucker you fucked up, huh? You fucked up! You know your ass is doomed! What you got to speak?  If you don’t know shit I’m speaking on this whole topic I’m bringing up… then shut your god damn ass up!  Haha, damn…  You trust in hell mother fucker and you’re already in hell!  Just like I trust in heaven and I’m already there mother fucker!  You the one going… you believe in death huh God damn murderer!  You ? blessings brother but when I find them I’m gonna get those mother fuckers!  They be the ones always laying laws talkin’ large? In front of fuckin’ boards/boys?  Fuck that!  I got that glock locked back…

Given you all what you hoping for.  You ain’t hoping in the Lord…  You hoping in vain, material, superficial shit.  That’s why you cant see me, house niggaz!

What’s up?  You on the air.  State your name!
[Music stops…]
Haha, you the devil! Haha, you the devil! You a Satanist, huh?  ‘Eh ‘eh yo… Then you wrote a book too then right?  You got a book with blood on it!  You Satan.  Huh, who created your ass, Satan?  Who created your ass?  I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the holy spirit.  I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the holy spirit. the devil is a mother fucking liar so you know I ain’t worried… bee-yotch! Stupid bitch… Look at that, I’m provoking that, huh? I’m making mother fuckers just hate God more. I’m provoking that, huh?  Haha, you God damn devil worshipper, you ain’t got no excuse.  Mother fucker you ain’t coming… you come in the name of Satan!  I guess if you’re a house nigga who wants to go competitive…  If I say I’m God, then you have to take the side of Satan, huh then, mother fucker?  Stupid bitch… and it’s not a competition, it’s a cooperation!  Stupid ass house nigga!  I can’t see you though, bitch! You can see me.  I’m all out.  I make my ass very available…

Time, next caller!  You don’t like it… kiss my ass you don’t like it, it’s my house!

Wuz ‘hattnin?  Wuz ‘hattnin?  Mother fucker, the book I got in my hand!  You don’t know ‘em?  You don’t know ‘em?  You don’t know ‘em?  Haha, it looks like the yellow pages!  Haha, you killing me!  Next caller!  Like I said, I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit.  I ain’t playing with yo ass; don’t call up and play with me!

Next caller, meet me!
I don’t give a fuck what you think bitch!  Your thoughts… your thoughts… your thoughts ain’t my thoughts.  Bitch, I’m flowing straight from the survivor scrolls!  Cut that bitch off! 

Next caller…
Wuz ‘hattnin?  Wuz ‘hattnin? I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit.  Whose name you coming in?  By who power?  Is what?  It’s the Spirit of God… See, the Spirit of God is omnipotent and it works and it don’t work on your ass and I can be far, far away ‘cuz it’s considered a conscience, you know?  And it ain’t done filling my conscience because I’m sent by Jesus to do what I’m doing.  And I keep it all lawful and legal.  I come in the name of Jesus by the power of Holy Spirit… and anybody resisting, can god damn my ass kiss it!  Man, I come in the name of Jesus by the power of Holy Spirit.  It don’t matter if you come with me… Are you down doing what I’m talking about?  Doing lawyers can get this book open, trained in these words get the poor, fatherless and widows up out of them penitentiaries.  Are you down with that?  If you aren’t down with that… shut your god damn ass up!  Give me a next caller… mother fucker I ain’t no corrupt crommunicating coming out of my mouth… You know what the corrupt crommunication is?  It’s when you talk about the devil… He’s the devil!  Your mother fucking communication is corrupted.  Whatever, whatever then I’m wrong!  You got me now!  You got me now!  You got me now!  Huh, you figured me out?  You fucking nincomfuckingpoop…  You figured me out!  You got me red-handed!  You got me red-handed!  God don’t allow me to tell you I’m god, too, huh?  God a liar, huh?  I don’t see you any asses baring witness for me or Jesus.  I can’t see any of you publishing piece! Jesus is the way to peace!  ‘Fuck what you talking about!

Passion! Passion, can you see me? Then what you got to say?

24 Hour Ghetto Workout

So basically the ghetto workout consists of an endless amount of push-ups and pull-ups. That doesn’t seem like much of a workout to me. Basically they just go around doing the same thing on different street structures. What about your cardio workout? How do you work your legs? You’re going to be all jacked up and you’re going to have little chicken legs. I guess the ghetto workout for your legs would be the running from the po-po.

How to Crank That/Soulja Boy Dance Instruction Video

How freaking long is this damn dance? Gees, it never ends. I’m kind of impressed they all managed to remember it so well. I’m positive lots of people will actually try to memorize “his dance” which just consists of other people’s dance moves. And I’m sure people will just love “his song” which just sounds like a lot of other people’s songs. Does Soulja Boy remind you of Flava Flav or what? They’re in an empty pool right? Oh, white people are going to love this.

Bam! There you have it!  “That there right there, you know what i’m saying?”

Black People Love Their Purple Drinks: Sizzurp Ad

It’s ridiculous. Hey and noone under 18 can drink this, because they can only sleep with you legally if you ay’teen.

Generally Homemade Ghetto Sizzurp consists of:

• Cough syrup
• Soda (normally sprite but now can be fruit or sprite remix)
• Jolly ranchers
• (Some now add Vodka)

Sizzurp Purple Punch Liqueur:

• Cognac
• Vodka
• Natural Fruits

A Junkie Dancing to Girl Talk

And I must say he looks a hell of a lot better than some of you bitches up in the club! Junkie dancing will catch on soon enough. But drunk slutty dancing will never die! Long live intoxication!

• MP3:: Girl Talk: Smash Your Head

Black People Need to Read

Brush yo teeth, brush yo teeth, brush yo gotdamn teeth!
Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga!

The Tranny Version of Lipgloss

I did think Lil Mama was cute. But lately, the bitch just be aggravating the hell out of me. She’s been trying a bit too hard to be ghetto fabulous. This bettch, Britney Houston shows us how much a lil lipgloss can actually do for you.

Rubber Band Man Wild As The Taliban

T.I.P. is a crazy bastard. So he’s still threatening fans at his shows. Rock stars get glass bottles and shit thrown at them. He’ll get a water bottle and freak the hell out. I understand that shit ain’t cool, noone wants to get hit. But you ain’t the only one partner (he says partner a lot). Get over it or get a damn net. Apparently he leaped off the stage to strike a cup thrower with his mic this time.

• Remember this time:
• http://8millionstories.wordpress.com/2007/05/08/this-is-tip/

Free Food

Soooo ghetto

The Ghetto Date

I SAID BITCH! Get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries!

Bitch, you ain’t no nerd?
I said hold on bitch, you better not have no brother.
I can not NOT laugh when he says “go head & sit down cunt”.