Backlash About Jonas Rapper

August 12, 2009

With every good rapper comes a scandal….and some beef

Zipster is in the orange hat. He’s like a modern day Ernest!

“Bring him back, you sissy mother fucking Jonas boys. Bring him back, you little bitches!”


Hot New Rapper: Bart Jonas

August 10, 2009

Introducing the lost Jonas Brother…. B to the A to the R to the T Jonas:

Funny video from a guy named Zipster. Subscribe. He does a lot of drag characters. They are pretty funny. You know theres got to be another Jo Bro …

(Don’t you love his little dance where he rocks his head from side to side?)


New NAS MP3

August 3, 2009

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I’m really feeling this song. It definitely feels old school Nas. He always represents. I got to hand it to him. How is he so known but so underrated? Everyone knows Nas is good but do they realize how good he is? Nas is definitely one of the best rappers to have ever lived. If he died tomorrow, he should be bigger than Biggie. Nas is a poet. I mean that. I listen to a lot of hip hop but Nas is one of the gods. I really like this song.

MP3:: Nas: Film


Round 13: Eminem Vs. Mariah (M&M VS MIMI)

August 3, 2009

Why won’t he drop all the talk about Mariah? I thought the ‘Obsessed’ video was cute. Even a bit funny. But it was no big deal. Why does he have to respond? Dude is obsessed.

Why does the dude keep messages from 8 years ago? Creepy. Why are you still talking about a girl you dated 8 years ago? The dude needs some intensive counseling. Accept one of his phone calls Mimi and let the man heal for gods sake. If the girl denies dating you just drop it. You’re looking pretty foolish now. You’re looking pretty jealous and Nick Cannon is definitely laughing at you. Now, thats funny.

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Another thing- M&M prematurely ejaculated on her stomach?!!!! Lol. Priceless. And he was dry-humping her by the second week. Dry-humping? What are we at summer camp in the 6th grade? That is nothing to brag about buddy. Does that count as getting to a base? They only had sex once and she was drunk plus now she is denying it. No shit she is. Who would want to admit they slept with Eminem? This the guy who raps about rape and murdering women, no doubt he’s a romantic at heart. The girl should be charging you with date rape. It took alcohol for you to get in her pants, again nothing to brag about. Nick probably won her over with some joke about Spongebob and then showed off his Nickelodeon awards.

The win goes to:

cabk10211130452Mariah!!!!! Mimi aka the Butterfly Killah

Mariah wins this round. She definitely comes out looking like the pimp here. If he was really hitting it, there would be no reason to go on about it. Dear Shady, if you were any good in the sack, she might still be calling you.

MP3:: Eminem: The Warning (Mariah Carey Diss)


New!!! Mase-Shut the City Down MP3

August 1, 2009

Come on Mase. Dude, come onnnnn. I keep praising the M-A-$-E and you’re letting me down. I have no comment for this track except it’s not really for me (but you have to love Mase no matter what).