I’m on A Boat Lyrics & MP3

Intro

(T-Pain) Shortayyyy

[Andy] Aww shit

Get your towels ready it’s about to go down (shorty, yeah)

Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)

But stay on your motherfuckin toes

We runnin this, let’s go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]

I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)

I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)

Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)

I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)

I’m on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]

I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me

Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea

Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat

You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)

We drinking Santana champ, cause it’s so crisp (crisp)

I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies

I’m flippin burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies

I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit

The dolphin’s splashin, gettin e’rybody all wet

But this ain’t Seaworld, this is real as it gets

I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget

I’m on a boat and, it’s goin fast and

I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo

If you’re on the shore, then you’re sho’ not me-oh

{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}

Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)

Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)

I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)

This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]

Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat

It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)

Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I’d see the day

When a big boat comin my way

Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]

Whoahhh

Sha-sha-shorty, shorty

Yeah yeah yeahhh

MP3:: The Lonely Island:: I’m on a Boat Ft. T-Pain

Free Delivery & Set Up

The Red House Furniture store accepts all races. They sell furniture for black people and for white people. It’s liberating. It’s good to know North Carolina is coming into the 21st century and black people and white people can shop in harmony now. Hopefully the rest of the south will come around too. Who cares about the Asians? They can stick to sitting on mats and bamboo. Black people pre-qualify for financing too! Here’s the link

Go to: Red House Furniture

(Theres even a $20 off coupon on their website. Go print it out.)

Asher Roth Album: Asleep in the Bread Aisle

Asher Roth’s complete new album plus 3 bonus tracks, for all you wonder breads out there.

Tracklist:

1. Lark On My Go Kart

2. Blunt Cruisin’

3. I Love College

4. La Di Da

5. Be By Myself (Feat. Cee-Lo)

6. She Don’t Wanna Man (Feat. Keri Hilson)

7. Sour Patch Kids

8. As I Em (Feat. Chester French)

9. Lion’s Roar (Feat. New Kingdom & Busta Rhymes)

10. Bad Day (Feat. Jazze Pha)

11. His Dream

12. Fallin’

13. Perfectionist (Feat. Beanie Sigel & Rock City) (iTunes Bonus)

14. The Lounge (iTunes Bonus)

15. Y.O.U. (Feat. Slick Rick) (UK Bonus)

MP3:: Asher Roth Album: Asleep in the Bread Aisle

2. Blunt Cruisin’

3. I Love College

4. La Di Da

5. Be By Myself (Feat. Cee-Lo)

6. She Don’t Wanna Man (Feat. Keri Hilson)

7. Sour Patch Kids

8. As I Em (Feat. Chester French)

9. Lion’s Roar (Feat. New Kingdom & Busta Rhymes)

10. Bad Day (Feat. Jazze Pha)

11. His Dream

12. Fallin’

13. Perfectionist (Feat. Beanie Sigel & Rock City) (iTunes Bonus)

14. The Lounge (iTunes Bonus)

15. Y.O.U. (Feat. Slick Rick) (UK Bonus)