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The Ten:

Superbad:

A Junkie Dancing to Girl Talk

And I must say he looks a hell of a lot better than some of you bitches up in the club! Junkie dancing will catch on soon enough. But drunk slutty dancing will never die! Long live intoxication!

• MP3:: Girl Talk: Smash Your Head

CHAM TV

I hate Ridin’ Dirty with a passion (i’m sorry) but this is catchy. I’m impressed for the first time, I mean Chamillionaire’s stepping it up a bit. He’s becoming a tad bit of a story teller. I admire the fact he made a radio friendly song that while still keeping a catchy beat and chorus has a story behind it and keeps your intrigued. Plus you’ve got to give him props for becoming a white guy for the video. It’s pretty darn hilarious watching him sing ‘it’s murrrder’. (Didn’t Yung Joc just recently do a video where he played all the characters? Yeah, he did.) And Slick Rick dueting? Major props Cham! Slick Rick the Ruler is ill.

Black People Need to Read

Brush yo teeth, brush yo teeth, brush yo gotdamn teeth!
Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga!

MTV’s 10 Hottest MC’s in the Game

The black staff of MTV still cater to white kids. A bunch of black folk composed this list. And apparently pop music about sex is what makes you a great MC…..Being a hot MC means creating a dance move or making metaphors about a woman’s body. Would you expect anything less of MTV’s picks? Common? Ha ha did they just throw him in there for laughs? Why wasn’t it P Diddy or Cam’Ron? A few years ago it would have been Nelly. But Common? He’s too good for this list. Jay-Z and Kanye ….. good but still MTV bitches.

• 10. Jim Jones

• 9. Common

• 8. 50 Cent

• 7. Jay-Z

• 6. Young Jeezy

• 5. Kanye West

• 4. Andre 3000

• 3. Game

• 2. T.I.

• 1. Lil Wayne

• MP3:: Common: Doin’ It

• MP3:: 50 Cent: Many Men (Remix)

• MP3:: Jay-Z: I Just Wanna Love U (Give It To Me) [Classic Jay-Z before people thought he was a god. Or atleast before he retired and became a God. Big Nose Days/Pre-Beyonce Era]

• MP3:: Young Jeezy: And Then What

• MP3:: Kanye West: Gone

• MP3:: Outkast: The Whole World

• MP3:: The Game: Wouldn’t Get Far

• MP3:: T.I.: Watch What You Say

Oh Obama, You Are Black Now

Being on the cover of Vibe makes him a black man obviously. I love how during the Youtube Democratic Debate he proved his “blackness” by his ability to hail a cab.

How to Cook Chicken w/ Christopher Walken

Just a little lesson for the day. Christopher Walken can make any simple task entertaining. So here you have it: A simple recipe to cook chicken upright in the oven, with carmelized pears.

David Cross & Tattoos

Greatest Ghostface Interview

Ghostface Discusses Sex /Real Talk at the Intonation Festival in Chicago. Vice Report

Ghostface just keeps it real. Is every line a good quote or what. Hilarious

“They got those in Japan”

“You can’t even eat them out, it’s like drinking a beer.”

“Wait a minute, I’m eating a whore’s pussy. What the fuck am I doing?”

Zach G does Kanye