Happy Fathers Day!

Happy Father’s Day? What about all the dead-beat dads? How many are out there? Listen to Daddy Wanna (leave now). I didn’t even say Happy Father’s Day to mine, nor did I buy him anything.

• MP3: B-Rock & the Bizz: MyBabyDaddy
• MP3: Boot Camp Clik: Daddy Wanna
• MP3: Datarock: I Used to Dance With My Daddy
• MP3: Nas: Big Girl/Daddy’s Little Girl

Cobra Snake DIck

I so know this guy

Lil Mama Yous a Traitor!

Avril Lavigne is…..a 12 year old.

Shut Your Trap Lily

It’s obvious Lily Allen just likes to start shit with everyone. How many people has she dissed in her blog or in the media? The alcoholic loud mouth just can’t keep her mouth shut and should focus on her singing rather than trying to get publicity. Her newest target is Fergie. Come on now, Fergie? Are you jealous? She’s being quoted for saying Fergie is “pathetic and ridiculous”. And “It’s not good for seven-year-olds to be going ‘My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps”. It’s not about music, it’s about sex.” Lily the spokesperson for appropriate lyrics? I don’t think so. Lily Allen is not a good role model for children either.

The Hipster Must Die

Why the hipster must die: A modest proposal to save New York cool

Why the hipster must die: The hipsterati talks back: We asked hipster-leaning bloggers to defend their constituency. See what they said.

Why the hipster must die: You respond: We’ve declared war on the hipster. Now it’s time for you to pick a side.

A torrent of hipster feedback: The commentary on our hipster condemnation has been thoughtful and immense. Read the whole slew of responses.

A hipstory: View a timeline on how this monster was created.

Hipster quiz: The first sign of hipsterdom is self-denial. Take our quiz and get your hipster rating.

Cool or played out?: We name 20 recent hipster markers; you vote on whether they have any cool value left.

Name that hipster: The train that cuts across the greatest swath of hipsterdom is not the L—God, that’s so two years ago—it’s the G. See if you can match these swingin’ youth to the stop where we caught them.

Hipster detox: Quick impressions: See how three New York hipsters coped with two weeks of mainstream living.

Hipster detox: Full assessment: After two weeks of ditching his Union Pool-and-Proust lifestyle, our resident cool guy breaks down his new life as a “reg.”

True originals: To look at them, you wouldn’t think these New Yorkers are hip. But then you find out what they did last night. We asked an octogenarian jazz maven, an avant-garde dance critic and Russell Simmons’s artist brother about NYC cool.

Cool as shhh: The truly “hip” stuff is unpretentious and off the radar—until TONY reports it and ruins everything. So we thought we’d make amends with these blind-item tips.

Cool as shhh: Guess the answers: Do you know what’s cool in this city? Then prove it.

Cool as shhh: Your guesses: Many of you tried to decipher the answers to our blind items. Some may even be right.

Special Hipster-Issue Seek: Guest editor edition

Amy Winehouse Quitting Music to Have a Family

It’s being reported Amy Winehouse who just got married to her boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil is saying she may never record another album or tour again.

“I’ve done a record I’m really proud of and that’s about it. I’m a caretaker and I want to enjoy myself and spend time with my husband. Blake and I didn’t get to spend any time together for a long time. I don’t want to be ungrateful. I know I’m talented, but I wasn’t put here to sing. I was put here to be a wife and a mom and look after my family.”

Who would want to make a mother out of this crackhead? Does she not realize you can’t drink alcohol or do crack when you’re pregnant? Even when she’s not drinking (though i’m sure she’s drinks the minute she wakes up) she looks a mess. Even in her promo photos and videos she looks dirty and wasted. Is she serious at all? A mother?

• MP3: Amy Winehouse: Love is a Losing Game

Favorite Cam’Ron Lines: Part 2

The second edition of the series. Check out Part 1

Daydreamin’:
You help my work when we were 12 and a half.
You said Cam, what tha hell dog, we 12 and a half.
That house cost millions, 12 and a half.
But I still got dem condoms, 12 in tha stash.

Death:
Come on last year you had me duckin the blaze
What about that bitch that you fucked wit’ AIDS?
Aww shit come on death I ain’t know that,
You know I wouldn’t of went up in that bitch kojak
Yeah but her ass was so phat.

Dope Man:
I still bubble o’s
Still double o’s
Still double my double
Down in the double o.

Double Up:
I know lookin at my jewerly is scarrin yo brain
Not to mention Jada Pinkett over parkin’ the range
(Yo that’s Will Smith girl) naw she’s part of my chain
Pardon my game, car gettin washed in the rain

• MP3: Cam’Ron: Double Up

Down And Out:
Kitchen orders that I’m cooking
But got caught up with the chicks who really thought I wasn’t from Brooklyn
It gets boring just looking
I feel like Bill Cosby pouring in the pudding
Now the dashboard is wooden from a hard tangled grammar
Interior inferior star-spangled banner
Car game bananas

• MP3: Cam’Ron: Down And Out Ft. Kanye

Facts of Life:
I know just how it is dog, I’m still pitchin
Right around the corner from Bill Clinton
Beef and brocollii’s on, you know the grill chickens.

• MP3: Cam’Ron: Facts of Life Ft. Juelz

Family Ties:
This aint the pimp camp, pimp limp, pimp stance
Pimp slape the slim tramp, order steak shrimp skamp
Ok-k-kay, you g-g-gay
I souflet’ ya toupet and bottles be ya bouquet.

Feels Good:
I don’t do nothing for her to bust me
I would love her if her rings were rusty
Feet were crusty and arms were musty.

• MP3: Cam’Ron: Feels Good Ft. Usher

Giuseppe Andrews Music

What happened to Giuseppe Andrews? The cool guy from Detroit Rock City, Cabin Fever, & 2001 Maniacs (favorites of mine)? Who know this guy thought he had a career as a musician. His thing/theme seems to be playing on the trailer park guy routine. He grew up in a trailer park and he’s always had that laidback, doesn’t shower, scruffy look going for him that’s always seemed to work. Now he’s got this website where he tries selling films see has made, such as ‘Cat Piss’ where he looks like a troubled alcoholic who lives in where else….a trailer. He also has books and get this..8 full length albums for sale. (He looks like hell)

Check out some of his music on his myspace page. The music as you could imagine, while comical at times is pretty awful.

Gameboy iPod Case

Yes, I’m a geek. And I still have my original gameboy just waiting to be touched. Honestly this is not the best looking iPod case I have ever seen but it’s only $30 and the idea is probably the greatest I have ever seen. The gameboy buttons actually control the ipod. Only thing is it works exclusively just with a Nano or an original iPod Mini (neither of which I own). Get it Here