Because You Don’t Have to Know Karate to Kick Ass

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Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt is an energy drink as unique as the man who created it.

 I never knew this product even existed and apparently you can get it at Walmart and used to be able to at your local 7-11. It’s soooo badass, I can’t believe I never heard about it. Steven Seagal is fucking amazing, like a dark haired no mustache Chuck Norris. This whole thing was taken off the official website for it, it’s brilliant: http://www.lightningdrink.com/

“Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature- The Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it’s a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lightning Bolt energy drink. (What the fuck, hahahaha!!!)

When Steven Seagal traveled to Asia searching for the ingredients for Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt, he wanted a universal Asian character to summarize it’s energy and power. The character known as “CHI” stands for power, and energy in many Asian languages and cultures. “

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