My Top-25 Hip-Hop Albums

April 24, 2007

All the cool kids are doing it. The dudes from Passion of the Weiss & Straight Bangin’ want all the bloggers to make a list of their top 25 hip-hop albums. It is extremely, extremely hard to do. You don’t realize it till you can’t fit in that KRS-One or that Jay-Z album that touched your life into the list. I have weird tastes. I don’t care whether or not your a pioneer or a legend to the game. I have my favorites, my guilty pleasures. I’m kind of pissed I don’t have Kurtis Blow or Big Pun and a dozen others in it. Or the fact The Score was the first album I ever bought when CDS were first coming out. Why wasn’t there a top 100?

25. Peanut Butter Wolf: My Vinyl Weighs a Ton

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MP3: Peanut Butter Wolf: Styles Crew Flows Beat

24. Outerspace: Blood & Ashes

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MP3: Outerspace: The Revolution

23. Aesop Rock: Labor Days

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MP3: Aesop Rock: Daylight

22. Grandmaster Flash the Furious Five Grandmaster Melle Mel

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MP3: Grandmaster Flash: New York New York

21. Tupac: Loyal to the Game

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MP3: Tupac: Ghetto Gospel

20. Big L: The Big Picture

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MP3: Big L: 98′ Freestyle

19. Blackalicious: The Craft

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MP3: Blackalicious: Black Diamonds & Pearls

18. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: Art of War

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MP3: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: Body Rot

17. Killah Priest: Heavy Mental

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MP3: Killah Priest: B.I.B.L.E.

16. Madvillain: Madvillainy

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MP3: Madvillain: Fancy Clown

15. Ice-T: OG Original Gangster

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MP3: Ice-T: Original Gangster

14. Rappin’ 4-Tay: Don’t Fight The Feelin

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MP3: Rappin’ 4-Tay: I’ll Be Around (!!!!)

13. Jurassic 5: Quality Control

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MP3: Jurassic 5: Great Expectations

12. Public Enemy: It Takes A Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back

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MP3: Public Enemy: Night of The Living Baseheads

11. LL Cool J: Bigger and Deffer

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MP3: LL Cool J: Go Cut Creator Go

10. Mase: Harlem World

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MP3: Mase: Lookin’ At Me

9. Wu-Tang Clan: Disciples of the 36 Chambers

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MP3: Wu-Tang Clan: C.R.E.A.M.

8. Cannibal Ox: The Cold Vein

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MP3: Cannibal Ox: Stress Rap

7. Run-DMC: Raising Hell

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MP3: Run-DMC: My Adidas

6. Ghostface Killah: The Pretty Toney Album

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MP3: Ghostface: Metal Lungies

5. GZA/Genius: Liquid Swords

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MP3: GZA/Genius: Liquid Swords

4. Cunninlynguists: Southernunderground

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MP3: Cunninlynguists: Seasons

3. Nas: Illmatic

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MP3: Nas: Life’s A Bitch

2. Immortal Technique: Revolutionary, Vol. 2

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MP3: Immortal Technique: Freedom of Speech

1. Jedi Mind Tricks: Violent By Design

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MP3: Jedi Mind Tricks: Heavenly Divine

(Oh shittt, son really put Mase in the top 10? And LL COOL J? For realsss?)


Prison Riot in Indiana

April 24, 2007

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Today a “full-scale” riot broke out when Indiana prison inmates staged an uprising. Helicopters showed at least two fires burning within the prison’s courtyard. As soon as I heard the news I immediately pictured a scene straight out of a Hollywood movie. It sounds kind of thrilling thinking about it. I could picture people running and fighting. People go crazy in prison, everyone only thinks about themselves. Had me reminiscing a scene straight out of a Steven Segal movie like Half Past Dead. Or another film, the Natural Born Killers, where they completely dicapitated Tommy Lee Jones.

Half Past Dead: (Doesn’t show any rioting scenes in trailer) Ja Rule Represent!

Natural Born Killers Prison Riot Scene:

A Real Riot:


Favorite Cam’Ron Lines: Part 1

April 24, 2007

It’s really hard just to pick a few lines from every song. Because just about every line, in every single song is funny. I’m talking about the whole entire thing, seriously. I also think Cam’Ron might have a thing for animals. And if you don’t know what I mean you need to look a little deeper into his lyrics. He calls a woman anything from a dog to a fish to a chicken.

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A Pimps A Pimp:
“but they a pain in my balls got to train’em like dogs
from how they, walk and they talk and when they sit on the couch
to how they, lick in they mouth and never shit in the house”

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All The Chickens:
“They way I floss, y’all chickens, should be cluckin
One bird chirp, got blunt wit me
She work up at Starbuck, front on me
I said chill baby girl, you a real dirty chick
Fucked up bad, real, real, thirsty chick
You just chop, called you karate chick
Fuck with me, I make you somebody bitch
Like your sister, she was just a crack chick
Now heads turn, yo, yo who dat bitch?
Like Cam is a son of a bitch
That’ll tell a girl, ma, wash under your tits”

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Adrenaline:
“in love wit the chick, the slut was a fish
Threw her bait, reeled her in and gutted the bitch
And now she, up in Pokip’s dick, huggin’ the strip slick
5th tucked in her hip, she will mug you for kicks
And word to, motha I’m rich, hit ya motha with bricks
Cocoa why don’t ya build buildings with concussion the bitch”

MP3: Cam’Ron: Adrenaline

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Boy Boy: (An Anatomy Lesson!!! Straight from Killah Cam)
“I stick to their stomachs, their belly’s will barf
And I take them to the telly where their belly will force
“Why fucking me like that? Calm down that’s my uterus
my cervix, my ovaries” Relax, I’m doin’ this”

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Bubble Music:
“Mami all on me cause i’m touchin’ her belly
I’m on butter pirelli’s wit’ purple and yellow, hello
thats butter and jelly i flip butter on celly’s
all right in front of the deli”

MP3: Cam’Ron: Bubble Music (Remix)

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Confessions:
“My grandfather got me mad & I peed inside his orange juice
And asked him if its tangy When I’m angry
Then one day When I thought it wasn’t a sin left
I ran into my aunt With the fat ass and the thin chest
I don’t really wanna talk about it Or get in depth
But father I’m gon’ leave you With this last word called incest”

MP3: Cam’Ron: Confessions

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D Rugs:
“Yo This Nigga Named D-Rugs, My Mom Dates Him
Swear To God I Hate Him, If I Could I Would Break Him
When He Come Around Her Brain Sizzle Like A Steakum”

MP3: Cam’Ron: D Rugs


Shut Up Cam’Ron

April 24, 2007

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Watch this video where Cam says he took out Jay-Z, Nas, Mase, & 50 Cent.

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He even has the nerve to call Jay-Z & Nas senior citizens? Cam’Ron is almost the same age as them. Just because they’ve been in the game longer than him and managed to stay there and be successful, they are seniors? Took out Jay? Nas? Mase? and 50? When did he do all this? Mase? Is this guy retarded? He says check out his resume. What? Wha? Whatttt? How does he figure he managed to do any of this? Him & his dipshit need to shut up. I just love how he throws Mase in there. I’m surprised he didn’t say he took out Britney while he was at it. He’s so damn arrogant and stupid.


Wu-Tang Downloads

April 24, 2007

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215 Wu-tang Unreleased MP3s    HERE

(Definitely Grab Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s ‘Don’t Go Breaking My Heart’)