Do You Have a Hipster Infestation?

Have you recently found yourself asking any of the following questions?

—Whose fixed-gear bicycle is that in my garage?

—Where do I keep misplacing the charger for my iPod Nano?

—Why are there vast amounts of food mysteriously not missing from my pantry and refrigerator each week?

Yes? Then, chances are, you’ve got hipsters

*Read the article here, it’s pretty darn funny.

Sage Francis: Human the Death Dance

Sage Francis is from Providence, Rhode Island. That makes him about 50% cooler than the rest of the cats out there. He has a new album coming out, entitled “Human the Death Dance”, due out on May 8th, on Epitaph. Sage is one of the best MCs out there right now in the game. He’s underground & he’s white, so that gives him two huge dis-advantages right from the get-go. He is legit, trust me. The new album which will be great itself alone comes with these exclusive items if you buy pre-sale: a “You Can’t Kill Me Motherfucker” button (love it! if you listen to Sage you’ll get it), a signed 13 x 19 poster, a full color HTDD sticker, a strange famous records sticker, & an instrumental CD of the album. If you just buy the album on time, you slacker, you’ll still get a 36 page booklet containing lyrics and background stories to the songs. Let’s try not to Hype Machine search him and and let’s actually buy his record please, thank you!

MP3: Sage Francis: Ode to 2005

MP3: Sage Francis: Underground for Dummies

Extra:
Sage Francis: Mario Bros Freestyle

World Famous Body Builder Vera De Milo

Being a big fan of In Living Color, I must say I do appreciate Jim Carey’s performances on the show. My favorite character was probably Vera De Milo and her horse imitations.

Lesson: SEX SELLS! SEX SELLS! A girl in a bikini will get attention.

Buffed, Beautiful, and Bitchin’

Pretty Buffed Woman

Scent of Vera

Sweethearts Body Building Competition:

Breasts of Fury

“You broke my arm! So learn how to swim in a circle!”

Mr. Belding at Metal Skool w/ RZA

How fucking badass is Metal Skool? Come on now, honestly, doesn’t every show look like a good time? They must get laid a lot. Those guys are hilarious. I love how they go fuck Ryan Cabrera, he’s not going up. Everyone in that place must be completely wasted. They always get celebrities to go on stage and look like fools. There’s a lot of these crazy Metal Skool videos on Youtube like the infamous Clarkson video and Dennis Rodman.

RZA at Metal Skool!!!

and Justin from American Idol saying ‘yeah’ and ‘ay’ occassionally

Happy April 20th

How to Make Legit Brownies:
What you need:

1. All the ingredients for brownies(home made recipe or ready to make)(the only thing we are fucking with is the fat.)

2. About a half ounce to an ounce of pot

3. A frying pan.

Preparing the Brownies:

1. Alright first take all the oil that is supposed to be used in the recipe. If there is no oil then use the fat or butter instead. Now take this oil and put it in the frying pan at a medium heat on the stove. Melt the butter/oil and heat it up a little.

2. Dump in all the weed(make sure ALL seeds and stems are removed, this is important!) Now what we’re going to do is stir around the weed in the oil and get it mixed in really well. Stir it for about 3-5 minutes. Now what you’re doing is when the leaves are heated it breaks down the cell wall and releases thc. Now thc is a fat-soluble chemicle so the butter/oil will absorb it.

3. Take the oil and poor it through a sifter. This is to get out all the weed (you can take this and say its highly resonated chronic nugs). Now use the oil as needed for the recipe and follow the rest of the instructions.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PUT STRAIGHT WEED INTO BROWNIES!!!! Now if you do that then you’ll get a stomach ache, hardcore stomach ache, and you’ll also shit green flakes for a week.

• MP3: Afroman: Because I Got High
• MP3: Afroman: Chipmunks Get High
• MP3: Afroman: Let’s Get High Tonight
• MP3: Afroman: Tumbleweed
• MP3: Band of Horses: Weed Party
• MP3: Big L: Million Dollar Marijuana
• MP3: Black Mobb: Smoked Out
• MP3: Bob Marley: Smoke Two Bongs & 4 Blunts
• MP3: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: Fried Day
• MP3: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: Weedman
• MP3: Cypress Hill: I Wanna Get High
• MP3: Elliott Smith: High Times
• MP3: Gangsta Boo: High Off That Weed
• MP3: GZA/Genius: Life of A Drug Dealer
• MP3: Kottonmouth Kings: Where’s the Weed At?
• MP3: Madvillain: America’s Most Blunted
• MP3: Rappin’ 4-Tay: Get High With Me
• MP3: SoCal Trash: So High
• MP3: Sonic Youth: I Love You Mary Jane
• MP3: Talib Kweli: I Get High
• MP3: Tupac: High Till I Die
• MP3: Tupac: Weed Got Me Crazy
• MP3: Weezer: We Are All On Drugs

Peaches Does Alanis Doing Fergie

Here is Peaches doing a parody of Alanis Morisette’s parody of Fergie’s ‘My Humps’. I think Peaches is great for doing Alanis. And her parody is way better. Atleast she actually changed the lyrics, Alanis was just boring. Doesn’t Peaches look a bit like Nelly Furtado in this?