My Two Worlds Collide

April 14, 2007

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You don’t know this but uh, Joy Division…is my favorite band. Yours too? No suh, oh my gosh, really, nooo? Now I don’t care much about New Balance but when you’ve got a sneaker that is giving a tribute to my favorite band, well you’ve got a pair of shoes i’m going to own. That’s for damn sure. Noone knows for sure when they will be released but be relieved to know, oh you know I’m going to keep on checking for updates. They were designed by Dylan Adair, an independent artist and New Balance is waiting on approval for them to go into production. Hurry that shit up man. So I guess you’ll be needing MP3s from the Unknown Pleasures album. Buy here.


War, What it is Good For?

April 14, 2007

White guys can’t dance. What is with all the HUMPING and sticking the BUTT out? SERIOUSLY!!!!! The Robot? Come on, you’re supposed to be representing us out there. Something about this video just doesn’t sit well with me. Is it the lighting strikes that randomly come down during a mid-day dance? Is it the fact they are having mid-day dance sequences or that some are just awfully choreographed? The night vision booty dancing? The dancing with machine guns by your side or in the air? I just don’t know. Who had the idea for the video? Hey, let’s video tape us dancing in the streets with guns instead of watching guard? I’m a dick right now, aren’t I? I should be happy they’re out there having a good time while doing whatever it is they do, give me some slack, I don’t know what they do. But I feel awkward and weird. Maybe it’s the butt slapping? I don’t care if you’re a soldier, stop the humping move! Ain’t y’all heard of the shoulder lean? That little kid was showing you guys up, for real man!


David Cross’s Newest Gig

April 14, 2007

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Do you remember ‘God, The Devil, & Bob’? I loved that cartoon, that shit was great.

CBS is getting it’s hands on David Cross to co-star in a comedy “I’m in Hell”, which features the infamous pie-fucker Jason Biggs, who dies in a BlackBerry-related car crash (you’ve got to be kidding me). And because hell is at it’s full capacity, he is reassigned to Hell On Earth. Annoying Erika Christensen (sorry Swimfans) will co-star as the love interest, that is why it’s called hell on Earth, right? David will play the Devil (Scott) who they say is a sharpy dressed man (very important) who serves as an emissary from hell. David as the devil sounds pretty cool. But the whole Jason/Erika thing is sketchy. Why couldn’t they get people who aren’t known for their teen comedy days. Going for a younger audience are we?


Paul Scheer’s First Fan Letter

April 14, 2007

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Paul Scheer got his first fan letter, well way to go for that. I find it kind of hard to believe it’s his first. I mean come on now, the man is absolutely SENSATIONAL! Here’s what he had to say which was pretty darn funny:

“It feels so good to know that he thought my performance of “Grim Reaper” was terrific. Most people (including my mom) couldn’t even recognize me in that scene, considering the fact I was wearing a mask and I had no lines and I was standing in a sea of similiarly dressed people, but this guy really got it and really enjoyed it.

I was also impressed by his ability to Time Travel and start watching the Human Giant weeks before it aired. My role of “Paul” is amazing (if i can say so myself) and I’m glad someone finally recognized the fact that through it all, I have done it all with “style, diginity, and ability”


WKUK Show

April 14, 2007

I’ve loved The Whitest Kids for so long. So long!!!! From the date rape to the hitler rap to the koolaid in the ocean skit. I’m very happy that they have their own new comedy sketch show on Fuse. Good for them, I really mean it! I’ve always been a big fan of Trevor Moore. The Premiere was March 20th, but you haven’t missed all of it. You can see plenty of videos on Youtube and watch it on Tuesdays at 11 PM Est. It’s hilarious, best comedy show ever. It’s almost Chapelle status.

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