We Should Have Ordered Chin-Yellow

The title reads “Racial slur on sofa label stuns family - Mother had to explain to daughter, 7 origin of ‘totally unacceptable’ word on wrapping of furniture built overseas” (Toronto Star). Apparently when Ms Doris Moore received her new sofa set the color on the label said “Nigger-Brown.” And her daughter said, ‘Mommy, what is nig … ger brown”. I’m guessing the dot dot dot is a stutter. And then she had to explain to her young daughter this tough horrid situation about race and the world and blah blah blah blah blah. I don’t know man, I just keep laughing. I can just see it now, little miss Moore, pigtails and a cabbage patch doll in her hand with her cutesy little brown eyes asking her momma, what is nigger brown? It cracks me up. The girl never heard the word in her life living in a black home? What a load of bull shit. What a load of shit. Momma, what is cracker white? I should probably take offense to this ATROCITY but I just find myself cracking up. I don’t know, Ms. Doris looks pretty pissed even with her green eye shadow and negro brown crayoned (yes, its a word) eyebrows.