Did They Believe This Guy?

A Borat impersonator goes to the showing of Borat:

The Real Condaleeza Rice

Don’t mess with a black woman

The Greatest Song Ever Made

So honestly, I figure this blog just can’t be a legit blog without having the greatest party song ever known to man. You just can’t get the vibe of 8 Million Stories without having a little dance in your chair while you go on through. So baby please, why don’t you party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiime. In memory of the musical stylings of Mr. Edward Murphy.

Eddie Murphy: anddd Rick Jamesss

Sharam: Just when you thought it ended

Random Black Guy: He gets it

A Little Wu For Ya

What’s the first band that comes to mind when you say Rap Super Group? Of course it is the Wu. One of the best, if not the best, groups of all time. How can you go a day without listening to a little Wu-Tang? I gotta have my tang in the morning and my tang in the evening. I don’t think there is a day that goes by, that I don’t listen to a Wu-Tang song or even a song by one of it’s members. DJ Tah probably doesn’t either. He has created the Wu-Tang Slide song, that goes a little something like this: “You wanna Wu-Tang, but you can’t Wu-tang better than me!”

• MP3: DJ Tah: Wu-Tang Slide
• MP3: Wu-Tang Clan: Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit
• MP3: Wu-Tang Clan: Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit (Bird Peterson Remix)

Lil’ Kim- The Author

Lil’ Kim has set a deal to publish a book on her prison memoirs with St. Martin’s Press. It’s due to be released next year. In the book she will talk about her conviction for perjury and the lessons she has learned from it. Everything from loyalty, law, prison, friendship, and lesbian sex. Maybe not lesbian sex, but I wouldn’t surprised. Lil’ Kim is the slut from the candy shop right? I don’t understand the need to write a book about it. She will obviously do a whole entire album on it anyway, clearly she is going to try and get all the street cred she can from this whole ordeal.

• MP3: Kanye West: Dreams of Fucking Lil’ Kim

Mickey Loves Everyone

It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, Disney has always welcomed the Gay community. They have annual Gay Days every year which began back in ‘91. Now they are allowing same-sex couples to participate in the Fairy Tale Wedding program. They were always allowed to have commitment ceremonies at the resorts but not inside of Disneyland or Disney World. It’s a good thing they are updating their policies as the world is becoming more and more open to same-sex marriage. The thing is these packages are very exspensive. But you could have the opportunity to ride in a Cinderella coach and have Mickey and Minnie at your wedding.

• MP3: So So Def Presents: Let’s Get Married Remix

The Kings of Rock

A little bit a gold & a pager, all I need is a little old school in my life. The Cool Kids, the next best thing in the music blog land, maybe be all that jazz, straight legit with gold chains and fly gear but is their sound as old as their look? No, no it’s not. It’s not like old LL and it’s not the Run-DMC of our time either. Their sound is a lot like a lot of the new shit that’s been hitting the streets lately. I’m not saying it’s bad, it’s far from bad. It’s actually quite listen-a-ble. But a cap and a pair of cool shades, can’t make you the cool kids on the block. Nonetheless I still like it a lot. They never said they were anything but themselves. They are pretty cool indeed actually.

• MP3: The Cool Kids: Mikey Rocks
• MP3: The Cool Kids: One, Two

Darkness Video Game

Based on the comic, The Darkness, created by Top Cow. 

The idea is for you to devour your enemies’ bodies to build up darkness power that can be channeled into spectacular abilities. You have to guide the “darkness” along walls and ceilings to destroy lights and enter keyholes to unlock doors for you to go thru. So when you’re in dark places, you are basically able to summon these demons. The darker it is, the more power they have. It looks like a pretty amazing game, I love the dark eerie flow to it. There hasn’t been a good quality horror themed game in a while. Plus you’ve got the mob, so what more can you ask for? Check it out on the official site.