Did They Believe This Guy?

A Borat impersonator goes to the showing of Borat:

The Real Condaleeza Rice

Don’t mess with a black woman

The Greatest Song Ever Made

So honestly, I figure this blog just can’t be a legit blog without having the greatest party song ever known to man. You just can’t get the vibe of 8 Million Stories without having a little dance in your chair while you go on through. So baby please, why don’t you party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiime. In memory of the musical stylings of Mr. Edward Murphy.

Eddie Murphy: anddd Rick Jamesss

Sharam: Just when you thought it ended

Random Black Guy: He gets it

A Little Wu For Ya

What’s the first band that comes to mind when you say Rap Super Group? Of course it is the Wu. One of the best, if not the best, groups of all time. How can you go a day without listening to a little Wu-Tang? I gotta have my tang in the morning and my tang in the evening. I don’t think there is a day that goes by, that I don’t listen to a Wu-Tang song or even a song by one of it’s members. DJ Tah probably doesn’t either. He has created the Wu-Tang Slide song, that goes a little something like this: “You wanna Wu-Tang, but you can’t Wu-tang better than me!”

• MP3: DJ Tah: Wu-Tang Slide
• MP3: Wu-Tang Clan: Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit
• MP3: Wu-Tang Clan: Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit (Bird Peterson Remix)

Lil’ Kim- The Author

Lil’ Kim has set a deal to publish a book on her prison memoirs with St. Martin’s Press. It’s due to be released next year. In the book she will talk about her conviction for perjury and the lessons she has learned from it. Everything from loyalty, law, prison, friendship, and lesbian sex. Maybe not lesbian sex, but I wouldn’t surprised. Lil’ Kim is the slut from the candy shop right? I don’t understand the need to write a book about it. She will obviously do a whole entire album on it anyway, clearly she is going to try and get all the street cred she can from this whole ordeal.

• MP3: Kanye West: Dreams of Fucking Lil’ Kim