Infamous Vanilla Tax Rap

“I swoop on suckas like an eagle not a sparrow” – Classic!

Think you can rap better than Vanilla Ice? Everyone does apparently and for some reason a lot of individuals claim their grandmas rap better than the Ice Man in the comment section. I honestly don’t think my grandmother has even heard of Tupac, maybe Vanilla though. Was it really necessary for him to drop the f bomb in there? All you got to do in this contest  is submit your very own tax rap for TurboTax and you can win $25,000. That’s a lot of ice ice, baby. Basically your competition is the Vanilla Man and the many, many thirty year old white guys that will make a parody video. Be sure to represent in your funky hip-hop apparel.

I actually got to hand it to Mr. Robert Van Winkle, I love him on the Surreal Life Games. I am a complete sucker for “I Love New York” and “Egotrip’s White Rapper Show” had me hooked. Rob is the only contestant worth watching on the show. He’s a little a bitch, “so white, white baby”.

Listen for 1:00 - ”Go White Boy, Go White Boy Go”